Thread: {HRD} Quote Collection

fyi guys to unpause the server you must use CC

you can't type during a paused game so how could you use a command?

Laggy's been pure gold lately. This is from the banned forums.

Originally Posted by Z-RO

1. I don't know
2. I was playing on the css reg server and i have no idea who the admin was
3. Because I don't know why I got banned and I didn't do anything to get banned
4. I won't do whatever i did again
Thank You

Originally Posted by laggyNgroovy

1. I don't know what you're talking about.
2. I don't know which reg server you were on, we only have like 7 of them.
3. I don't know what you did that might have gotten you banned either.
4. I won't help get you unbanned since I have no idea what/when/where/how/who.

You're welcome.

He's just dreamy...

Originally Posted by dex71

Originally Posted by JBMCW2010

sleep is for the week and old!

And threadjacking is for the half awake and stupid!

Priceless.

Originally Posted by Tractorpull

Bigdog is a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing Ice with his bare hands. He speaks 32 languages, as well as 3 more he made himself. If Bigdog were to give you directions, you would never get lost, and always arrive 5 minutes early. He has swam the length of the Guadalupe river, on a dare...in under 18 hours. He plays a mean Trumpet, and broke the land speed record on a motorcycle, while going uphill. Flat ground is for chumps apparently. He can hurl CD's at incredible velocity with such accuracy he can hit clay pigeons. Tom Knapp was impressed with his skills. When Bigdog is bored, he builds suspension bridges in his yard. The laws of physics do not apply to Bigdog. He watches 60 minutes in twenty. Bigdog sleeps once a week. He is a famed botanist, adept Fork Lift operator, and one of the worlds greatest Yo-Yo'ers. He once snowboarded through Big Bend National park, in August. When Bigdog goes swimming, dolphins appear, even in public pools.

He is essentially the most awesome bad ass to ever live, and he chooses to dedicate his time to TTP.

Some teabaggin quotes:

Originally Posted by Arreo

I'm ashamed to admit that I typed teabagging into Youtube...

Ah millwall...

Originally Posted by millwalljames

I never used to tea bag.

I found it uncouth. All that has changed.

I found myself doing the " One or two Nad lower". Kind of a shy and coy two dip exercise. As if doing it no one will notice. Then some one moaned at me...........Now that is me sense of humour!. Moan and I come back for more.

SO now I am not happy with the one drop ball bag douche!. Oh no!. I have moved on like a junkie searching for a fresh fix!. Like a fat momma revelling in the beday ass cooler!.

So on my search for a fix I found a likely corpse that had be blown by my claymore. I was not happy with my usual fix......Oh no!. This time I wanted the trip to last longer!. Have more of an effect!.

SO I dipped a few times. The feeling was good. Nay!....Not enough!. SO I started to do a 360 degrees nad mouth wash on him. Like a hollywood starlet brushing her teeth!....Trying to get every nook and cranny!.

I revelled!. Sheer joy!.

Then I was shanked. DAM miffed was I. .

millwalljames

Originally Posted by Walkerxes

Originally Posted by Coyote Warlady

Well I thought about it and I will continue doing the "t-bag" "crouching" gesture but thinking that I'm peeing on the enemy since women need to crouch to do so.... Would that make you less traumatized men?

Ok, this is for the women in TTP, We are not calling this gesture t-bagging. We are calling it "Juice of Love".

If you TTP women have a better "wording" for t-bag let us know in this thread so the TTP men understands fully what we are doing so there's no traumatized men in TTP.

Ok.. you're putting your "love juice" on my face and it ain't supposed to be sexual

(on Chosen wearing a thong)

Originally Posted by w4jchosen

Uuuhhh no thanks.  I don't think I could bear have a string run up my butt cheeks or anything else for that matter... :P

Originally Posted by ...bigdog...

it's not so bad, really.  It's kind of refreshing.

Originally Posted by millwalljames

I skip to me Lu to the wee flag pole and dance a jig of happy boyish flatulence!

..wait, WHAT??!

So because Coyote Warlady took some heat for "teabagging" ..or at least reffering to it as teabagging.. she's apparently decided on a different term.. but as she'll be on the same team as me in the [IRON] v All match tomorrow, she had this to say:

Originally Posted by Coyote Warlady

Walker, You will not have the camel toe to you this time.

The movie Gladiator, [IRON] BF2 style.. as told by Kelderos.

Originally Posted by Kelderos

So if you are Gladiator, That means that W4JChosen is going to betray you. Kill your family off. Then enslave you as a [FE] and use you as a Claymore Detector for his own protection and stat padding. But eventually you get smart and jump a claymore. He rounds the corner and dies, but some of the shrapnel hits you giving you life threatening wounds. In your last seconds you become squad leader because he disconnects trying to salvage his KDR and then you, yourself die after spinning in a circle while prone pretending to be in a chopper. After you leave xavsnipe takes over, and the fall of Rome happens.

The end.