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People who don't drink, never have, never will

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So, today I'm at the Twisted Root (a great burger place), and they say they have a special egg nog milk shake. Sounds good right? Did to me; so I got one to have with my venison burger. Now, it's an "adult" shake, which means that they put a tiny bit of alcohol for flavoring in there. We're talking less than you'd get in a regular beer.

My parents, who have never had a drink and never will, decided that this would inebriate me, so they took my keys. I'm all for having a DD, but seriously after less than a single beer? No one is that light weight except maybe a house elf.

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    LuckyDucky's Avatar
    Sounds ridiculous... I understand they are looking out for your well being.... but that's still ridiculous.
    Rawr's Avatar
    Yeah that's a bit over the top.
    draco7891's Avatar
    Conclusion: White is actually a house elf.

    The More You Know ~~*

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    Guyver's Avatar
    That kinda funny, though...sorry but it is. "OMG...he's drank the entire egg nog shake!" "Grab his keys!!"
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